Can you even tell the difference??
Kanye made his triumphant return to Twitter this week and he's been tweeting deep and unsolicited musings on life that sound pretty new age-y, if you ask me.
So, let's see: can you decipher which of the following are Kanye's tweets, and...
“This is my book that I’m writing in real time. No publisher or publicist will tell me what to put where or how many pages to write.”
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I'm writing a philosophy book right now called Break the Simulation....
“Last night she texted me: ‘how am I supposed to fall asleep knowing I have so many friends all over the world?’”
This is Natalie Parker, a 20-year-old sophomore at NYU in New York City. She's originally from Orange County, California.
And she should be yours too.
Forget Paris Hilton.
Vanessa Hudgens? Yeah, she's been dethroned.
That's because actually Shania Twain is the new queen of Coachella and my own personal Coachella hero...